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Weekly round up of video games, nerd culture, and more from your friends at COGconnected.

24 - Sqronix Presents The Octogame

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James stifles a 16 bit retro chub while Paul visits Nakatomi Plaza and Trev becomes the latest victim of Camilla. Meanwhile, the version of No Man's Sky they should've released in the first place is coming out and people on the internet are dicks to each other, but some kick ass games are coming out! Also covered: painful anime cutscenes, gratuitous motion blur, and giant hard robots.

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The News!

Code Vein Delayed to 2019 

No Man’ Sky Next? 

Nintendo plans to drop 20-30 indie games per week on Switch 

Guild Wars 2 Writers Fired for Publicly Berating “Rando Asshat” Fan 

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23 - The Adventures of Dirty Barry

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The E3 hangover from hell concludes with Paul, James, and Trevor talking up the Game Critics E3 Awards and announcing the best games of the first half of 2018 in the Perfect List. Meanwhile, we didn't get access to the rub and tug edition of SoD2, we didn't get to play Anthem, and there's too much email. SALT AVALANCHE! Also covered: HORRIBLE single player games like God of War.

Also, Shawn did NOT invite us over. :(

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Nier Automata Become as Gods Review

Rainbow Skies Review

New Gundam Breaker Review

Wolfenstein II The New Colossus (Switch) Review

Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy Review

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22 - Hey, It’s Me, The Party God

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Trev, James, and Paul are READY TO RAGE, which involves nuking everything from orbit. It's an enchanting evening with Fallout 76, Spiderman, The Last of Us 2, Ghost of Tsushima - the hits are all here! Also covered: dancing Pandas, taking the hobbits to Isengard, and Night Trap for some reason.

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COG's E3 previews

COG's YouTube (chock full o' real live E3!)

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21 - Hot Fuckin’ Takes Part 1

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Yeah, we were too busy hustlin' our buns at E3 to sit down and yap, but we brought the hottest of takes back with us. Paul, James, Trevor, and Shawn get stuck in on EA and Microsoft, crapping all over EA's terrible conference while praising Xbox PR's organization skills and OH MY GOD CYBERPUNK SWEET BABY JESUS. Also covered: staying out of people's panties, unwelcome urinal requests, and boiling one's potatoes.

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COG's E3 previews

COG's YouTube (chock full o' real live E3!)

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20 - Space Skyrim Makes My Pants Smaller

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Paul, James, and Shawn gather round the pit of knowledge to discuss what might happen at E3, and only 2 make it out alive. Anthem, The Division, Ghost of Tsushima, we've got it all. Meanwhile, the idea of Skyrim on a fridge gets at least one cast member semi-turgid. Also covered: The mistake that is the FF7 Remake, lingering torso shots, and the terrible might of Cyber-Gwent.

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Dude on Reddit chugs Tabasco like a boss

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19 - Android Boning 101

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The world's biggest Vegas Golden Knights fan, Shawn, returns to the cast and gets into his cups while discussing God of War and Detroit: Become Human. Meanwhile Trevor missed the soft kisses, and Paul can't say much about Vampyr. Also covered: Andre the Giant's massive toes, Steam swallowing its figurative foot, and the passing of Totalbiscuit.

God of War Spoilers from 4:20 (yeahhhh buddy) to 17:15.

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Detroit: Become Human Review

Moonlighter Review

10 Perfect Video Game Franchise Comebacks

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18 - Just Put A Dick In The Sentence

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Paul, James, and Trevor recklessly throw shade towards Call of Duty but are secretly curious about its cave of wonders. Meanwhile, James vows to never lick another E3 doorknob, Paul reads mean tweets from morons, and Trev is blissfully ignorant of the week's releases. Also Covered: accessible gaming, too faithful SNES-like games, and the undeniable value of dick puns.

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Perfect List: 10 Perfect Tips For E3 N00bz

 

Stuff of note:

State of Decay 2 Review

 

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17 - A Steaming Hot Pile Of Nonsense

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Paul, Trevor, and James mourn the loss of Boss Key by dragging Cliff Blezinski through the dirt yet again while also covering some great (God of War) and shitty (The Watchmaker) games. Meanwhile, James runs his mouth about the FF7 Remake, Paul enjoys a delicious Bomber Brewing product, and Trev is just happy to be alive again. Also covered: annoying piles of cash, Harry Potter's incompetence, and finally getting that third boat.

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Episode 16 - Amazing Horse “Physics”

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With most of the regular cast away having 'lives' or some BS, Paul, Garrett, and James talk about motion captured horse junk, mobile pay to play, viral poopy pants, and the rapidly approaching E3. Also covered: God of War, E3 2018 hot predictions, casting yet more shade on poor Cliffy B. 

 

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Perfect List: 10 Perfect E3 2018 Predictions

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Episode 15 - Are We Putting Human Meat In The Soup Yet, Or What?

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WSAS enthusiast and general good guy James returns to the cast as Paul and Shawn go nuts for God of War. Besides Dad of Boy, we talk about Campo Santo, Swords of Ditto, talking ducks (again), and finally catch up on several weeks of email. Also covered: human soup, series that need to be overhauled, and beer.

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